Yesterday…
Me: Would you like to go to lunch for some chicken nuggets (Chick-fil-A reference)?
Friend: No, I have pop tarts. I need to lose 20 pounds.
Me: Pop tarts?
Friend: Yeah, I’ve gained 20 pounds in the past year.
Me: (can’t recall the rest of the conversation because we quickly moved on because we were both pressed for time)
I probably said some dumb thing like “the new pop-tart diet, eh?”
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